Well would you looky there. On the right is Our Lady, Queen of Trolls, known online by the rather unwieldy handle, “Et in Arcadia Ego Eve”. I won’t revisit all of that history but suffice it to say she contacted me under a lot of names, and claimed to be, among others, Jeff Gannon, the Male Prostitute cum White House reporter who enjoyed special access to the White House. And on the left…well if it is not Jeff Gannon his own self. Quite a handsome pair they make.
In emails to me, under a variety of fake names, Geeslin claimed not only to be Gannon, but also kidnap victim Johnny Gosch, or more precisely, that Gannon and Gosch were the same person, or moe precisely still, that Gannon was an alter personality of Johnny Gosch.
For reasons unknown to me, Geeslin (then known as Beth Kennison) contacted me under her real name, from her work email no less.
Not sure why she made it so easy, but in any event, I called her boss at the lawfirm where she was a paralegal, Harper Gerlach, and said, “Hey, your paralegal spends a lot of time on the job sending me emails under different names.” Her boss had their tech guy call me who confirmed that the emails all came from her computer.
I then called her PREVIOUS employer, another law firm, and talked to one of the partners there, who confirmed that they had had similar problems with her and implying that this is why she no longer worked there. He denied, however, that his law firm had ever represented Jeff Gannon, a claim made by Geeslin to me in a telephone conversation.
Now, if you want to attract internet weirdness, there is no better way than to start mucking about in either the Jeff Gannon or Johnny Gosch affairs. But I mention this because here was a woman claiming to BE Jeff Gannon, and also claiming that Gannon really was Johnny Gosch (a fact that has been rather easily disproven), having lunch with the guy she was pretending to be.
He surely knows about her online shenanigans, because I told him myself. Or at least I sent him a note via the contact info at his Talon News. He never replied. Here is the link to Talon News, but it looks like, uh…well not sure what is going on there.
The picture up top comes from Geeslin’s Facebook page, and you can compare it to the picture of her on the Harper Gerlach staff page. She has dyed her hair and lost some weight but I think you can see that this is also a picture of her from a few years ago, though in this case she was going by “Mary J. Cheney”. I have no idea why she is maintaining the online memorial page for Rama Coomaraswamy, especially under a fake name. Coomaraswamy was a Traditionalist Catholic priest and exorcist, so perhaps she was hoping he’d fling out her demons.